No Time For Coffee

July 30, 2010
By T. Sharp

As it happens and that we’ve mentioned before, sometimes here at Speak to Power we are kidnapped by ninjas in pick-up trucks who lock us in closets and make us listen to Barry Manilow albums. Alas, this has happened several times this week. Thus there has been no time due to the Manilow torture and that we have to be indoctrinated back into regular society.

Yeah, that’s it. That’s why you haven’t seen us. I’ll be busy for about the next six days so bear with me as I may be out of pocket.

Roy Herron is headed to Memphis for his campaign office on Monday.

People, you just can make this up. I wonder if Levi and Bristol’s reality show is also on the rocks.

The question is, are people really taking Basil Marceaux’s race for governor seriously? And apparently he likes to sue people. (Guys, I’m sorry but I just can’t QUIT watching this guy.)

Ron Ramsey’s Flip-Flop.

KevinTKeith’s work is done.

Have a great weekend!

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10 Responses to “ No Time For Coffee ”

  1. Steve Steffens on July 30, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    It’s a Miracle, a true-blue miracle, the miracle is YOU
    HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

  2. Steve Ross on July 30, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Just an FYI, I owned that album. I know, TMI.

  3. T. Sharp on July 30, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    Memphis Steves,
    Manilow kidnappings are the worst.

  4. Steve Steffens on July 30, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Um, I have that album on vinyl.

    /hangs head, shows self out

  5. Dabney on July 30, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl.

  6. Steve Steffens on July 30, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    Dabs, you are SO wrong for that!

  7. [...] writing has been so scarce this week, but big thanks to Steve Steffens for helping out. As Trace noted yesterday, we’ve both been slammed. Never underestimate the power of redneck ninjas, that’s all [...]

  8. Steve Ross on July 31, 2010 at 10:13 am

    I had it on vinyl too. Bought it at Fred’s in Osceola. Why do I remember that? Sheesh!

  9. captainkona on July 31, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    “make us listen to Barry Manilow albums”

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!

  10. captainkona on July 31, 2010 at 1:40 pm

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