Morning Coffee – How Many Licks in a Tootsie Pop Edition
I’m craving sugar this morning. I put extra sugar in my coffee. I hope my co-workers are ready for a highly caffeinated, sugar-buzzed me this morning, because I’m not sure I AM.
One thing I do know, the whole question of just how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop has vexed me since my childhood. Nope, we’ll NEVER KNOW.
The marketing genius, and probably co-marketing with Dentists across the land, seems like one of the first instances of real brand “synergy” in my lifetime or since Coke took the coke out of Coke.
I distinctly remember being 8, going to the Dentist, getting the “all clear” from him, and being sent home with a bag of crap that, if I consumed it all at once, would result in instant Meth Mouth.
Ahh, the late 70’s…
Ok, time for coffee!!!
Think of it as a“Me Generation Tax”. Not quite as bad as this one but for real y’all… Seriously?
LIBERAL ACTIVIST JUDGES FROM SAN FRANCISCO UPHOLD “UNDER GOD” AND “IN GOD WE TRUST”
Why do Republicans get so caught up in words. Tax, Fee, Opportunity Fund…Get over it!
Apparently the pen is mightier than the sword. OUCH!
Phone Scams? I don’t get how those even work any more. If it says “Unknown” or “Blocked” on MY PHONE, you’re not even getting the opportunity. Though those Ginsu knives do look nice…
And finally… Mississippi May Be Paying Up? I feel faint…
Allright suckers, y’all have a good day, and don’t forget to floss!
